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bitetheasp: Now we're at my sisters for a short time. Jun 26, 2014 20:01:02 GMT -5
bitetheasp: It's my birthday. Happy quarter of a century to me... Jun 28, 2014 12:17:27 GMT -5
razkazz: Happy birthday! Jun 28, 2014 21:46:11 GMT -5
frinspar: Haspy Aspday, Thralloballer. Jun 28, 2014 23:05:44 GMT -5
bitetheasp: Nice Jun 29, 2014 11:50:36 GMT -5
bitetheasp: Where the fuck is Magnus_Majere? I can't find him anywhere on the internet Jul 14, 2014 19:58:32 GMT -5
NecroDragon: I killed him. Jul 19, 2014 1:22:08 GMT -5
bitetheasp: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?! Jul 20, 2014 15:53:28 GMT -5
S. Griffin: I was there. His mouth was cashing checks his body couldn't cash. Jul 21, 2014 9:23:58 GMT -5
S. Griffin: Shit. WRITING checks. Stupid lack of coffee. Jul 21, 2014 9:41:48 GMT -5
bitetheasp: "His mouth was cashing checks his body couldn't cash." - S. Griffin Jul 21, 2014 18:01:46 GMT -5
bitetheasp: Immortalized for THRALL time. Jul 21, 2014 18:02:00 GMT -5
NecroDragon: I love it. And yes, that's why. The first one. Jul 22, 2014 1:16:40 GMT -5
bitetheasp: He was a good artist, you monster! Jul 24, 2014 17:18:42 GMT -5
bitetheasp: You MONNNNNNNNSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Jul 24, 2014 20:41:30 GMT -5
bitetheasp: Also, the eff bee eyeeyeyeeye will be knocking on your door shortly... Jul 24, 2014 20:42:58 GMT -5
razkazz: *casts chat resurrection spell* Aug 1, 2014 21:55:05 GMT -5
razkazz: I hope everyone's at Guardians Of The Galaxy. It's one of the best things our stupid greasy world has produced. Aug 1, 2014 22:15:11 GMT -5
bitetheasp: I wanna see it Aug 2, 2014 14:09:23 GMT -5
Geekworst TragedyFace Clone: Shadowgun now runs at 60fps. Aug 5, 2014 10:04:57 GMT -5